That Guy With The Red Hair

sirterrypratchett

theinkgirl

“‘What will it matter in 100 years time?’

‘It matters now.’”

~Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

promithiae

“Here and now, we are alive”

-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

datsderbunnyblog

“We are here, and this is now… Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.”

~ Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

sirterrypratchett

milfdarthrevan

"I haven't printed that you have a werewolf employed in the Watch," said William. He regretted it instantly, but Vimes was getting on his nerves. "Where did you hear that?" said a quiet voice behind him. He turned in his chair. A fair-haired young woman in Watch uniform was leaning against the wall. She must have been there all the time. "This is Sergeant Angua," said Vimes. "You can speak freely in front of her." "I've... heard rumors," said William. He'd seen the sergeant in the streets. She had a habit of staring a bit too sharply at people, he'd considered. "And?" "Look, I can see this is worrying you," said William. "Please let me assure you that Corporal Nobbs's secret is safe with me." No one spoke. William congratulated himself. It had been a shot in the dark, but he could tell by Sergeant Angua's face that he'd won this one. It seemed to have shut down, locking away all expression. "We don't often talk about Corporal Nobbs's species," said Vimes after a while. "I would deem it a small favor if you take the same approach."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean... they don't talk about Nobby's species much. Congratulations on your poker faces, you two.

siryouarebeingmocked

lykore

this in the singularity

kindlejim

Someone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kink

gutsygills

whatever it takes, man

nannyoggskitchen

m--ood

A very curious octopus.

southernbitchface

Watch this and be blessed

tchalisew

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

foxsketch6543

I am blessed… ;3;

aseriouscomedian

nannyoggskitchen

redstonedust

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

hellsite-yano

rthko

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

wintercorrybriea

modmad

catchymemes

nether-froze-over

nocontextveggies

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours Is Fast

But Mine Is Slow

Where'd We Get Them

I Don't Know

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pratchettquotes

Rincewind was a coward and an unwitting clown, but he had several times saved the world in slightly puzzling circumstances. He was a luck sink, the Archchancellor had decided, doomed to be a lightning rod for the fates so that everyone else didn't have to. Such a person was worth all his meals and laundry (including an above-average level of soiled pants) and a bucket of coal every day even if he was, in Ridcully's opinion, a bit of a whiner. However, he was fast, and therefore useful.

"Look," said Rincewind, "a mysterious urn turns up and suddenly it's all about football. That bodes. It means something bad is going to happen."

"Come now, it could be something wonderful," Ridcully protested.

Rincewind appeared to give this due consideration. "Could be wonderful, will be dreadful. Sorry, that's how it goes."

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

nannyoggskitchen

la-mancha-screwjob:
“pea-gravel:
“afeelgoodblog:
“Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
”
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat...

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